Driving the boat right now — but instead of taking shots directly from a bottle of D’ussé, I’m taking the crumbs from the bottom of my box of chicken nuggets, tilting the whole thing backwards, and dumping it all directly into my mouth.
Very Superior Old Poultry
Sally Garnatah writes silly things. Some of Sally’s stories are true. For legal purposes, consider all of these posts to be … autofiction, if you can stomach that kind of quasi-pretentious literary stuff. Sally doesn’t read autofiction, though. She’s too much of a country girl. You can find her down by the Tennessee River, out in the woods, standing in a sorghum field — or you can find her right here, on her blog. View all posts by Sally
Jamais Mayville