Someday, I imagine I will win the Nobel Conflict Prize for goading the incels, the gym bros, the passport bros, and the guys still using Twitter into fighting with each other when I go on Facebook and post this:
“Name any males that were in shape in high school AND who stayed in shape after high school. Saying that you had a late growth spurt or had gains after your wife left don’t count.”
Sally Garnatah writes silly things. Some of Sally’s stories are true. For legal purposes, consider all of these posts to be … autofiction, if you can stomach that kind of quasi-pretentious literary stuff. Sally doesn’t read autofiction, though. She’s too much of a country girl. You can find her down by the Tennessee River, out in the woods, standing in a sorghum field — or you can find her right here, on her blog. View all posts by Sally
Jamais Mayville