1. a by-the-Book Protestant who never dances — but needs to learn an entire dance routine after being invited to participate in a Hindi friend’s wedding
2. a British person whose favorite Beyoncé song is “Partition”
3. a vampire who likes to eat at Subway, but the only type of bread they have ready is the Italian Herb loaf
4. a Crip who’s also a beekeeper
5. a Church of Christ member who’s secretly a super talented multi-instrumentalist
Sally Garnatah writes silly things. Some of Sally’s stories are true. For legal purposes, consider all of these posts to be … autofiction, if you can stomach that kind of quasi-pretentious literary stuff. Sally doesn’t read autofiction, though. She’s too much of a country girl. You can find her down by the Tennessee River, out in the woods, standing in a sorghum field — or you can find her right here, on her blog. View all posts by Sally
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