He’s A Bad Man, Savannah

I debated whether or not I should post about this — in part because it’s inconsequential, in part because it’s not about Mayville, and in part because I didn’t really know if I could use the right words to write a non-NSFW post about it.

But I’m going to try my best. So …

Sometimes, there’s not a lot to do around here. The best way to stay entertained is to read a book. When there aren’t any books that hold my interest — assigning the blame to the books and not myself, you see! — I’ll turn to television. I started watching Connect on Hulu this month, just because I didn’t give it any attention when it first came out, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

For those who might not be aware, Connect is a horror-meets-murder-mystery-meets-thriller-type of show. It falls under the KDrama umbrella — sort of — but it’s directed by a Japanese filmmaker and it has the pacing of a Hollywood-y/Hulu-y psychological thriller.

It’s … alright. I personally think it’s more corny than scary, but that’s just one silly person’s opinion. And now that I’ve given you my opinion, and a few background details, I can finally say what I really wanted to say. And it’s this:

Giiiiiirrrrrl. When she went over to the serial killer’s condo, and she told him she was going to ride him like a buckin’ bronco, she should have known right then and there that something major was wrong with him. Why? Because he immediately went straight to the main course — and he didn’t even try to make her give him some [redacted] first.

That man was a cold, cruel mess. And he had a nasty, dated, odd-looking hair cut. I don’t really understand why she was soooo into that man. But the actor playing the villain is find as he’ll in real life, so … she clearly saw something in him. Mostly his appearance, but still.

There’s also that I-can-fix-him appeal. That was probably irresistible, considering that his insides are just as bad worse than his outsides. Aside from that goofy-ass haircut, his outsides are quite nice. Mmmmmm-mmmmmm-mmmmmmmmmm!